My name's Shelby. I'm a seventeen year old guy from Michigan. I'm in both Gryffindor and Candor. I post Harry Potter, Sherlock, politics, and whatever else I find interesting.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?
they’re like
you’re burning us alive
our insides are melting
hELP US
Oregon Trail… the game
wagon you are drunk
Goddamnit wagon you have a wife and kids waiting for you in Oregon get your shit together you are tearing this party apart.
Wagon has died of Dysentery.
(Source: octopus-ahoy)
its the year 4012 and madagascar 267 is officially in theatres
they still arent in new york
god: hey baby
god: did it hurt
god: when you fell from heaven?
satan: you're a fucking dick
theyre british what did you expect
of course theyre gonna be pussies
cant handle american women
this is why we won the war
oh will you shut the fuck up with your stupid fucking American eagle.
how did your tea taste
after we threw it in the harbor
bitch
im all for unity but this is literally too funny not to reblog
Full Avengers movie on youtube
rebloggin again for later crowds
holy fuck
holy shit
holy fucking shit
SCREAMING
You’re welcome, followers. lol.
downloadinggggg
How is this on youtube fully. I need the Blu-Ray like yesterday though!
Here you go Sara.
THIS IS AMAZING QUALITY
(Source: homewreckingwhore)
I feel that if Moriarty’s spoof theme is “Stayin’ Alive” by the Bee Gees,
then Sherlock’s should be “Another brick in the wall II” by Pink Floyd.
SO WHY NOT? PUT THEM TOGETHERTHIS.
MY LORD.
WHAT
IS
AIR???This is a true eargasm.
Oh dear lord that is perfect.
